Read the original CA News story: https://confidentialaccess.by/news/beckenham-brew-bar-tests-neighbourly-patience-with-extended-hours-bid Original article published: 13 August 2026. This edition preserves the complete original archived narration. References to current events and timing belong to that dated report. The complete CA satirical archive on Br3wery’s Furzedown licensing application, with original contextual illustrations and the council’s corrected decision. Original 13 August 2026 narration is preserved. This application concerns Br3wery at 97 Moyser Road, Furzedown, Wandsworth; Beckenham is the operator’s other location. The council granted a new separate premises licence with conditions on 6 August, issued its notice on 18 August and corrected it on 3 September. The archived references to a pending verdict are therefore dated. The final hours distinguish alcohol sales (noon–22:30 Sunday–Thursday; noon–23:00 Friday–Saturday) from closing (23:00 and 23:30 respectively). The rear area closes 21:00 Sunday–Thursday and 22:00 Friday–Saturday; front seating closes 22:00 daily with a maximum 24 people. No outside amplified music or TV is permitted. A noise management plan must be agreed with the council before licensable activity under the new licence; this report does not verify that the plan is currently agreed or that the licence is currently in use. Nineteen Other Persons objected and three supported; three responsible authorities withdrew objections after conditions, giving 25 initially. These counts are not a neighbourhood poll. CA’s sleep, fence and rivalry comparisons are satire. New street, bar and courtyard images are invented context, not the actual property, residents or a verified disturbance. The original CA card is a dramatised illustration, not actual protest footage. Original AI-generated contextual B-roll, original animated explainers and synchronized captions, combined with the corresponding CA article artwork. The illustrations are editorial context, not verified footage of the events. The thumbnail uses the original archived CA article card. Source: https://democracy.wandsworth.gov.uk/ieListDocuments.aspx?CId=320&MId=10507 Source: https://democracy.wandsworth.gov.uk/documents/b28254/Decision%20Notice%20-%20Br3wery%20Corrected%2006th-Aug-2026%2019.00%20Licensing%20Sub-Committee.pdf?T=9 Source: https://democracy.wandsworth.gov.uk/mgConvert2PDF.aspx?ID=128335 Source: https://wandsworth.public-i.tv/core/portal/webcast_interactive/1109265 CA Global News · Confidential Access https://confidentialaccess.by/ https://confidentialaccess.com/ Discuss this story on the CA Forum: https://confidentialaccess.com/viewtopic.php?f=137&t=8853